To the members of [Victory or Death],
I regret to inform you that Galactimus has hereby accepted a clan position in [VoD]. I offer you my deepest apologies and I assure you everything is being done to rectify this matter. However, until this is resolved we must withstand adversity, withstand the fires of hell from claiming the sky, withstand Galactimus. Some of you may look on in despair, your morale may be curb-stomped or nuked in similar fashion, perhaps even the devil himself will rise up and smother you into his crotch like a soapy lather of evil, but ladies and gentlemen we must persevere. We must not let the insanity of one man ruin our fates or the fates of our children. We will acknowledge his presence, we will learn to control and contain him, and then we will UNLEASH him upon our enemies. I fear this decision comes with irreversible consequences. I beg your forgiveness and pray for those already lost to his madness.
Sincerely,
Galactimus